Class reunions can be a nightmare for some folks. This woman wasn't going to take it sitting down! A man and his wife are at a high school reunion, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right … [Read more...]
She refuses to pay hundreds of dollars just for a pair of shoes and her solution is hilarious!
It's a cheap blonde joke but it's STILL FUNNY! A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable … [Read more...]
Farmer’s wife says no, but he’s the one who gets the last laugh
This one is a little bit blue, but it sure is funny! A Tennessee farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields, and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay. His wife replied, “No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now.” “So what?” Michael replied. “We can just turn on the dishwasher and … [Read more...]
She tells the judge that “extenuating circumstances” led to her assault charge
Here's a story that's been going around for a while now. We thought we'd take the time to share it with you. Hopefully it gives you a laugh this afternoon. While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty, but... there were extenuating circumstances.” The female … [Read more...]
Farmer’s mother-in-law made life hard, and revenge is a dish best served cold
Dear me! WOW! A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted … [Read more...]