Some people just can't catch a break! A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a small plane that was going to crash, yet they only had two parachutes to the three of them. The lawyer suddenly announced, "I'm the smartest man on this plane. I deserve to survive!" He took a bag right from little Jimmy's arms and jumped. The priest looked at the young boy and, … [Read more...]
Woman has to send her telegram to her sister to save the family farm, her message is hilarious
Hopefully you haven't heard this one before and it helps you start your day with a smile! Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette … [Read more...]
Clever farmer has the perfect comeback when the bank tries to take his money
If you've ever had to ask for a loan, you'll enjoy this little joke! An old farmer wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. "What have you got for collateral?" queried the banker, going strictly by the book. "Don't know what collateral means." "Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?" "Yes, I … [Read more...]
17-year-old is getting ready for a date, but Grandma has something to say about how she’s dressed
This Grandma knows how to handle a little misbehavior! A couple of parents are out of town celebrating their wedding day, and ask grandma to keep an eye on their teenage daughter. It’s Friday evening and the teenage grandchild is getting ready for a date. When the girl walks down the stairs, the grandma is chocked to see that she is wearing a see-through blouse without … [Read more...]
Man tries lying to his wife, but she gets him in the end
He's a quick thinker but she's quicker! Mr Anderson was sitting quietly reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. “Ouch, what was that for?” he asked. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied. “You’ve got it all wrong. I went to the races two … [Read more...]