A woman named Mindy Mathewson shard this story on Facebook about getting pulled over on her way to the hospital. Read the whole thing for yourself. We've included the post in its entirety. At about 3:00 this morning I was driving my 1 year old child to the hospital because he was having a hard time breathing. I ended up getting pulled over by 19th and Nebraska St. due to … [Read more...]
Woman has to send her telegram to her sister to save the family farm, her message is hilarious
Hopefully you haven't heard this one before and it helps you start your day with a smile! Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette … [Read more...]
17-year-old is getting ready for a date, but Grandma has something to say about how she’s dressed
This Grandma knows how to handle a little misbehavior! A couple of parents are out of town celebrating their wedding day, and ask grandma to keep an eye on their teenage daughter. It’s Friday evening and the teenage grandchild is getting ready for a date. When the girl walks down the stairs, the grandma is chocked to see that she is wearing a see-through blouse without … [Read more...]
Two snooty New Yorkers try to brag to a Texas woman, but she gets the last laugh
She's still smart as a whip! That's for sure. An old Texas lady is visiting her granddaughter in New York City. One day she was supposed to meet her in a very lavish shopping center. She was riding the elevator when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, $200 … [Read more...]
Man tries lying to his wife, but she gets him in the end
He's a quick thinker but she's quicker! Mr Anderson was sitting quietly reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. “Ouch, what was that for?” he asked. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied. “You’ve got it all wrong. I went to the races two … [Read more...]