It’s always good to have some leverage when entering into a negotiation.
One day, the maid asked Portia for a raise.
Upset at the suggestion, her employer asked, “Now, Darcy, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
“There are three reasons,” announced Darcy confidently. “The first is that I iron better than you.”
“Says who?” asked Portia.
“Your husband.”
“Oh.”
“The second reason is that I am a better cook than you,” continued Darcy.
“Who said that?”
“Your husband.”
“OK.”
“The third reason,” concluded Darcy, driving her point home, “is that I am better at sex than you.”
Sensing a pattern, a concerned Portia asked, “Did my husband say that as well?”
Darcy replied, “No, the gardener did.”
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