This is TOO FUNNY!
A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.
He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “Will I have to go home and come back now?” he asked.
“Unbutton your shirt,” the woman requested. So he opened his shirt, revealing a chest full of curly silver hair.
“That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” the lady announced, and she processed his Social Security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly told his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.
“You should have dropped your pants,” his wife replied, “you might have qualified for disability, too.”