Hey, she got what she asked for, right? A man, 75-year-old Earl, walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist, an uptight lady, said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my johnson,” he replied. Several people turned their heads to look at him, surprised. The receptionist, embarrassed at the … [Read more...]
She tells the judge that “extenuating circumstances” led to her assault charge
Here's a story that's been going around for a while now. We thought we'd take the time to share it with you. Hopefully it gives you a laugh this afternoon. While conducting some business at the Court House, I overheard a lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, say, “Your Honor, I’m guilty, but... there were extenuating circumstances.” The female … [Read more...]
Couple is at a high school reunion when the wife realizes the beautiful woman is her husband’s ex
Class reunions can be a nightmare for some folks. This woman wasn't going to take it sitting down! A man and his wife are at a high school reunion, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife. She took to drinking right … [Read more...]
Farmer’s mother-in-law made life hard, and revenge is a dish best served cold
Dear me! WOW! A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging them at every opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted … [Read more...]
Farmer’s wife says no, but he’s the one who gets the last laugh
This one is a little bit blue, but it sure is funny! A Tennessee farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields, and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay. His wife replied, “No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now.” “So what?” Michael replied. “We can just turn on the dishwasher and … [Read more...]