The Chief played it off pretty well... A Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him, “Get over here! What’s your name sailor?” “John,” the new seaman replied. “Look, I don’t know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy crap they’re teaching sailors in boot camp nowadays, but I don’t call anyone by his first name,” the chief scowled. “It breeds familiarity, and that … [Read more...]
Hospital receptionist wants a patient to be more discreet, gets just what she asked for
Hey, she got what she asked for, right? A man, 75-year-old Earl, walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist, an uptight lady, said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my johnson,” he replied. Several people turned their heads to look at him, surprised. The receptionist, embarrassed at the … [Read more...]
Three women are hired to paint a road, but the blonde does things differently
This one's a doozy! A road construction manager needs to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired and are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the redhead paints 1.5 miles, the brunette 1, and the blonde 2. On the second day, the redhead paints 2.5 miles, the … [Read more...]
An Italian ladies man is picking up women in Rome, but she really takes the cake
Wonder if he learned his lesson... An Italian guy is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive-looking blonde. They go back to his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while, he climaxes. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So… you finish?” After a short pause, she replies, … [Read more...]
71-year-old gets a surprising proposition from a young woman, has the perfect reply
She doesn't know what she's in for! A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the … [Read more...]