Hey, she got what she asked for, right? A man, 75-year-old Earl, walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist, an uptight lady, said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my johnson,” he replied. Several people turned their heads to look at him, surprised. The receptionist, embarrassed at the … [Read more...]
She refuses to pay hundreds of dollars just for a pair of shoes and her solution is hilarious!
It's a cheap blonde joke but it's STILL FUNNY! A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable … [Read more...]
Three bulls on a farm are arguing over who gets to have the most cows
There's a new bull on the farm... Three bulls hear the rancher is bringing another bull onto the ranch, and will most likely be reassigning cows to each one. The first bull says to the others, "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows." "I've been here three years," says the second bull, "and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping … [Read more...]
Woman goes to a judge for a divorce, but her answers to his questions leave him scratching his head
Wait... can you repeat the question? A judge was interviewing a blonde woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” The blonde woman replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made of concrete, … [Read more...]
83-year-old man hears some burglars getting into his garage, and makes a hilarious call to police
The police should have known that he might be older, but he's not any slower! 83 year old Phillip was just going to bed, when his his 81 year old wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He … [Read more...]