This one is for all the married people who need a laugh this morning! Don't take life so seriously and make sure you show the world your smile. Life's too short to be upset all the time. A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She suspects that he’s preparing a surprise for her since today is their 20th wedding anniversary, so she puts on … [Read more...]
Boss calls his employee’s house, and the guy’s son picks up the phone with a surprise
Kids say the darndest things! The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in sick one day. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper. "Hello?" "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the small … [Read more...]
Little old lady is on trial but her story ends with a hilarious twist
Just a little joke. Don't take it too seriously! Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the … [Read more...]
He came to pick up his date, but her father has something unusual to say
Here's a quick one about the good old days! It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Peggy Sue's father answers the door and invites him in. He asks Bobby what they're planning to do on the date. Bobby politely responds that they'll probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Peggy Sue's father suggests, "Why don't you kids go out and … [Read more...]
Husband tries to get on his wife’s nerves, but how he does it is priceless
I think it's safe to say wives and husbands get on each others nerves, and sometimes it's intentional. But, maybe the men enjoy it a little more than the women. Here's one husband's account of how he successfully gets on his wife's nerves: My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" … [Read more...]