Wonder if he learned his lesson... An Italian guy is out picking up women in Rome. While at his favorite bar, he manages to attract one rather attractive-looking blonde. They go back to his place, and sure enough, they go at it. After a long while, he climaxes. Then he rolls over, lights up a cigarette and asks her, “So… you finish?” After a short pause, she replies, … [Read more...]
Employee is loyal and feels like he deserves a raise, but his boss is more hesitant
This employee needed a raise, so he had to have that big talk with the boss that we all hate having. But this guy had a trick up his sleeve. Employee: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you? Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss: Yes, and we’re glad to have … [Read more...]
Woman is trying to improve her parrot’s language, but nobody thought they’d hear such a thing
These parrots know exactly what they're saying! A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" the woman said embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the priest … [Read more...]
Clever old woman enters bank with a bag of cash, how she left with even more has everyone laughing
This is classic! A little old lady went into the headquarters of the Bank of America one day, carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!" The receptionist objected, stating, "You can't just walk in here and expect to see the president of the Bank of America. He's a … [Read more...]
One older woman asks her friend for a favor, but the response will crack you up
Here's an old one that is STILL FUNNY! And if you haven't heard it before, you're going to want to share this one with a friend. Two 90-year-old women, Bertha and Betty, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Bertha was dying, Betty visited her every day. One day Betty said, "Bertha, we both loved playing softball all our lives, and we played all … [Read more...]