Talk about a coincidence! A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" "What a coincidence," the farmer said. "This is a special day for me; I am celebrating." "This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating," said the … [Read more...]
Woman has to send her telegram to her sister to save the family farm, her message is hilarious
Hopefully you haven't heard this one before and it helps you start your day with a smile! Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette … [Read more...]
Hospital receptionist wants a patient to be more discreet, gets just what she asked for
Hey, she got what she asked for, right? A man, 75-year-old Earl, walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The receptionist, an uptight lady, said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?” “There’s something wrong with my johnson,” he replied. Several people turned their heads to look at him, surprised. The receptionist, embarrassed at the … [Read more...]
Woman with 25 children passes away, but what was said at her funeral is a real laugh
At least they're staying positive! Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband passed away. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children before her third husband died as well. Alas, she herself died eventually. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the … [Read more...]
Three women are hired to paint a road, but the blonde does things differently
This one's a doozy! A road construction manager needs to hire someone to paint the yellow lines down the middle of a newly constructed road. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all get hired and are each assigned a section of the road. The first day, the redhead paints 1.5 miles, the brunette 1, and the blonde 2. On the second day, the redhead paints 2.5 miles, the … [Read more...]