That's a good Grandfather right there! A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit aisle, and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles. Meanwhile, granddad is working his way around, saying in a … [Read more...]

Here's one for the books! A 45-year-old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital. While she was in surgery she had a supernatural, near-death experience. She met God and asked him: "Has my time come?" "No," he answered, "you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 more days to live." After she recovered, the woman decided to stay at the … [Read more...]

Here's an old joke. Stop me if you've heard this one before, or keep reading it because it's STILL FUNNY if you haven't heard it in a while. A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, … [Read more...]

It's just a joke but it hits pretty close to home!  Three elderly women are talking about their troubles. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said Ruth, the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." "Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old, Maxine. "When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, … [Read more...]