Stop me if you've heard this one before. No matter what, it's always good for a laugh. EVERY TIME! Four surgeons were sitting around on lunch break, discussing what kinds of people they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order.” The second surgeon said, “I like operating on … [Read more...]
Teacher’s student says he’s ‘Too smart for 1st grade’ and her response is priceless
A First grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?" Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the … [Read more...]
Toddler’s airport security rant is hilarious and that’s why it’s going viral
This adorable two-year-old had some choice words for airport security after she had quite the little experience on her way to Michigan. The family posted the video of Mila and her complaints about the TSA and it's quickly going viral. Between the long lines, and the agents taking her sippy cup, she wasn't very happy. You have to see her cute rant for yourself. Kids say … [Read more...]
Electric company calls couple about overdue bill, and the mix-up is one for the books
Talk about a miscommunication! Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. Wilson receives a telephone call. “Am I speaking to Mrs. Wilson?” “Yes. … [Read more...]
He asked a doctor for some “advice” but the results leave him caught with his pants down
It's a little blue but it's still pretty darn funny! A man wanted to last longer during sex, so he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.” He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, … [Read more...]