Here's a great little joke that came to us from Reddit by way of user "Bladebaker" and it's sure to put a smile on your face! A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where did you get that car?" He calmly told them, "I bought it today." "With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs." "Well," said … [Read more...]
Man came home and his house was a total wreck, so he asks his wife about it
This one is a real "gotcha." We know some folks that can really relate to this woman who keeps a might fine home... usually. If you can understand her dilemma, you might want to send this one to a friend! A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front … [Read more...]
Man takes his girlfriend to her first football game, but never expected such an opinion
He's left dumbfounded! A guy took his blond girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied. "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles. But I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 … [Read more...]
Elderly couple gets stranded on a desert island. That’s when the wife mentions she forgot to pay the bills
Here's a good little joke that will hopefully brighten your day. We're not sure who came up with it originally, but it sure is something we can relate to! An elderly couple was flying to Hawaii for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, “Ladies and gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad … [Read more...]
A teacher asks a question about the human body and one student’s response is hilarious
A teacher asked her 6th grade class: "Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it's stimulated?" Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said "How can you ask such a question? I'm telling my parents and they're going to get you fired!" The teacher was shocked by the outburst, but decided to ignore it. She asked the class again, "Who can tell me, … [Read more...]




