Just a joke to lighten your afternoon! Try not to be a grouch! A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your family.” “It was,” sighed the Sister. “And I went to play golf with my brother. We … [Read more...]
God created Man, but it didn’t go the way you might think
Here's a doozy! I'm sure you'll get a kick out of this one! On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said: "That’s a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten?" So … [Read more...]
Timid police officer makes hilarious attempt to rescue snapping turtle
"Quick, strong, and in the box. Quickly!" These words of encouragement were shouted by a witness watching a timid police officer attempting to rescue a snapping turtle. The slow moving reptile had wandered far from home and somehow managed to find itself outside a small music store. Somehow the Westmoreland police got involved, and one officer wasn't quite sure how to … [Read more...]
Angry neighbor takes revenge, but you’ll need to zoom in on Google Maps to appreciate it
People have found shipwrecks, minefields, and elaborate works of art carefully planted in lost forests. At first, these were all surprises. Now the concept of close-up satellite images of our backyards has become commonplace, and some homeowners are taking advantage of it. If you google search "135 W Anderson Rd Sequim, WA 98382" and turn on the satellite image … [Read more...]
Man tells an 83-year-old something, but his response is something else entirely
Her priorities are hilarious! An old lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship, holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the strong wind. A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?” “Yes, I know,” said the lady, “but I need both hands … [Read more...]