This is TOO FUNNY! A retired gentleman went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time, he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed … [Read more...]
Man tries lying to his wife, but she gets him in the end
He's a quick thinker but she's quicker! Mr Anderson was sitting quietly reading his newspaper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. “Ouch, what was that for?” he asked. “That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,” she replied. “You’ve got it all wrong. I went to the races two … [Read more...]
Disney roasted for Donald Trump robot’s epic failure
Me: why did Disney add Hillary to the Hall Of Presidents? She lost...Bro: That’s Trump..Me: Good Lord.. pic.twitter.com/VJBgoeEAY9— Dre (@TheDre_Head) December 19, 2017 Disney has finally added the 45th robot to their Hall of Presidents, and it's not exactly their best work. The anamatronic representation of our current President looks more like a cross between … [Read more...]
Man gets lost on golf course, has to stop for help, can’t help but laugh at the response
We're not sure who came up with this one originally, but it's TOO FUNNY! A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th … [Read more...]
Tide executives may need to call police after reading “happy customer’s” revealing letter
Tide executives didn't quite know what to make about this letter from a happy customer. We sure hope she was joking! Dear Tide, I just wanted to write a quick review to say how pleased I am with your product. It is absolutely stellar! I’m in my fifties now and have used Tide my entire married life. In fact, a few weeks ago, I accidentally spilled a glass of red wine … [Read more...]