An elderly woman has grown tired of her greedy bank's shenanigans, so she decides to give them a taste of their own medicine. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the funds … [Read more...]
Drunk stumbles out of the bar after last call, but a cop never thought he’d hear such an excuse
He wasn't expecting to hear THIS! A routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback one night. After last call, the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys … [Read more...]
Cabbie picks up beautiful nun and makes a naughty request
A cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring. He replied: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.” She answered, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and … [Read more...]
He’s only got 24 hours left to live, and he knows just how to spend that time
He wasn't expecting to hear THIS! LOL! A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please … [Read more...]
Polish man demands that his lawyer arrange a divorce and his reason is too funny
A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following … [Read more...]