What a secretary.. It was Harvey's 40th birthday and he really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. He managed to pull himself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping his wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!” and possibly have a small present for him. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy Birthday.” He thought… Well, … [Read more...]
Her boyfriend only buys flowers when he wants something, and her friend sums it up exactly!
We know blonde jokes are a dime a dozen, but who doesn't need a dozen more when they can give plenty more laughs! Sometimes you need to use clues in a conversation to understand what the other person means. Hopefully this short joke will brighten your afternoon and give you a Nicer Day! Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street together. They pass … [Read more...]
The Devil comes to church but one man is unmoved
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to … [Read more...]
SR-71 Blackbird pilot puts arrogant Navy fighter in his place
In what may be one of the coolest stories ever told, former SR-71 pilot Brian Shul shares the story about the most fun he's ever had at 70,000 feet. Taken from his now out of print book Sled Driver, Shul's story is one you don't want to miss. There were a lot of things we couldn’t do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow … [Read more...]
Marine “apologizes” to mugger
This story was sent to us by one of our readers. After stopping a mugger and protecting his girlfriend, a Marine reflected on his actions and decided the criminal deserved an apology. To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2010-09-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand … [Read more...]