One day Einstein had to speak at a big important science convention. He called a cab. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: "I'm sick of all these conferences. I always say the same things over and over!" The driver agrees: "You're right. As your driver, I attended all of them, and even though I don't know anything about science, I could give … [Read more...]
Man won’t turn off his phone on the train, so a woman comes up with a solution
That's one way to shut him up! After a tiring day, Zoe settled down in a seat on her train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice. “Hi sweetheart. It’s Gavin. I’m on the train. “Yes, I know it’s the 6:30 and not the 4:30, but I had a long meeting. “No, … [Read more...]
One friend has horrible news but the story is the real shocker
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead??!!!" "Woah, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed … [Read more...]
Burglar breaks into a house and gets more than he bargained for
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, “Jesus is watching you.” He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, … [Read more...]
Secret Service Agent Saves The President With Two Words, Now His Supervisor Is Asking Questions
It doesn't matter where your political loyalties lie, this joke is still hilarious! Donald Trump is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a would-be assassin steps forward and aims a gun. A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts “Mickey Mouse!” This startles the would be assassin and he is captured. Later, the secret service agent’s … [Read more...]