This doctor should have thought it through first. An 85-year-old man had to do a sperm count for his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what … [Read more...]
Two cats are lying next to each other and their conversation will leave you in stitches
Stina and Mossy are two feisty little cats and their Mom was just happy to have a moment where they weren't fighting, but the conversation that ensued between the two is simply adorable. The cats are lying down next to each other and they have a cute little conversation between themselves. It's pretty unusual for cats to communicate with meows like this between each other. … [Read more...]
He tries to get his cab driver’s attention from the back seat, and catches the driver off guard
You know how it is when you get in a routine... A man was heading home from work. Unfortunately the bus got canceled, so he had to call a cab. While sitting in the cab, he noticed that the driver missed a turn in an intersection. The man carefully tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but...” The driver screamed, “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the … [Read more...]
Texan tries some local food and gets the surprise of his life
He bit off a little more than he could chew! A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sight. In the evening he goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he sits there sipping his tequila, he notices that the couple at the table next to him are being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the … [Read more...]
Viewers create hilarious headlines after security robot drowns itself
"We were promised flying cars, instead we got suicidal robots.” That was the now famous tongue-in-cheek comment made by the Bilal Farooqui after the George Washington shopping center's new security robot was found floating face down in a water feature. Earlier this week the internet went wild at the news of a security robot that drowned itself after just one week on the job. … [Read more...]