The City of Merced Fire Department in California recently made waves on social media after it put out a fire, but mainly because of the way they used their hose. A driver blocked the nearest hydrant, and with lives potentially at risk, they had no problem shattering two windows in the vehicle and running the hose through it. This technique is known as "hosing" and … [Read more...]
Old man gets one last gift and he’s very excited
An elderly man lies dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smells the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathers his remaining strength, lifts himself from the bed, and slowly makes his way out of the bedroom. With labored breaths, he staggers down the stairs into the hall and gazes into the kitchen. Here, spread out upon racks on … [Read more...]
College kid has a big test, so he stays up late studying
That's one test that's going to stick with him! A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom, he saw ten stands with ten birds on them. Each bird had a sack over its head; only the legs were showing. He sat right in the front row because he wanted to do the best job possible. The professor … [Read more...]
Trucker’s order confuses the waitress, and he’s caught off guard when his breakfast comes out
She didn't know what he was asking for at first, but it's she who gets the last laugh! A trucker came into a truck stop restaurant and placed his order. “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand-new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat … [Read more...]
Woman tries to speak out against blonde jokes, but the jokes on her
This one is too good! A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of "dumb blonde" jokes, when a blond woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting. "I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes, jerk. What makes you think you can stereotype women that … [Read more...]