Now I’ve heard everything!
A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, swerving left and right.
He started chasing after the speeder. After a difficult chase, he finally was able to get to a point where he was driving alongside the car.
When he got closer, he realized it was an elderly lady who was actually knitting while driving.
Attempting to keep up and avoid crashing, the cop yelled from his car, “Hey! Pull over!!”
The lady, looking over at him, frowned and shouted back, “No! It’s a sweater!”
Well don’t that beat all?
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