We know blonde jokes are a dime a dozen, but who doesn’t need a dozen more when they can give plenty more laughs!
Sometimes you need to use clues in a conversation to understand what the other person means. Hopefully this short joke will brighten your afternoon and give you a Nicer Day!
Two friends, a blonde and a brunette, are walking down the street together. They pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying a big bouquet of flowers.
The brunette sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?”
The brunette says, “Oh sure, but he always has certain ‘expectations’ after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the weekend on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde asks, “Don’t you have a vase?”
She takes everything literally! It’s bound to lead to some hilarious misunderstandings!
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