She’s got a different set of priorities!
An 83 year old lady was standing at the railing of a cruise ship. The day was extremely windy, and she was holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the strong wind.
An old British gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?”
“Yes, I know,” said the lady, “but I need both hands to hold on to this hat.”
The old gentleman blushed, tried to avert his eyes and exclaimed, “But, madam, you must know that your privates are exposed!”
The woman looked down, then back up at the man. She grinned and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 83 years old, but I just bought this hat yesterday!”
Woops!
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