We're not sure who came up with this one originally, but it's TOO FUNNY! A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th … [Read more...]
83-year-old man hears some burglars getting into his garage, and makes a hilarious call to police
The police should have known that he might be older, but he's not any slower! 83 year old Phillip was just going to bed, when his his 81 year old wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garage, which she could see from the bedroom window. Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He … [Read more...]
Wife plays a rather nasty prank on her husband, and the results were more than she imagined
YUCK! This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her … [Read more...]
18-year-old daughter comes out of the closet, but it’s what her brother does that got me laughing
Coming out isn't easy, we know that. So this one is just for a laugh! Joe was an old-fashioned man, and wasn’t exactly out there walking in Pride parades in his free time. One day at breakfast, his oldest daughter gathered up her courage and decided to come out of the closet. “Dad, I have to tell you something: I’m a lesbian.” The father put down his newspaper and … [Read more...]
Teenager tries to convince his Dad to let him borrow the car, but Dad has other plans
Here's a good joke. Surely all the parents will understand! A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. The dad said he’d make a deal with his son: “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.” The boy … [Read more...]