It's a cheap blonde joke but it's STILL FUNNY! A blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but didn’t want to pay the high prices. After unsuccessfully haggling with one of the shopkeepers, the blonde said angrily, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable … [Read more...]
71-year-old gets a surprising proposition from a young woman, has the perfect reply
She doesn't know what she's in for! A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous 19 year old girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the … [Read more...]
Guy finds gorilla in his backyard, but the removal process is a real pain
Yowzers! A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla removal service, and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. "Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner, "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. The … [Read more...]
Woman goes to a judge for a divorce, but her answers to his questions leave him scratching his head
Wait... can you repeat the question? A judge was interviewing a blonde woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” The blonde woman replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made of concrete, … [Read more...]
Couple finds out that getting married in heaven might not be the best idea
Just a mischievous little joke to give y'all a laugh. Hope it doesn't disappoint. On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they start to wonder: Could they get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows … [Read more...]