Here's a little back-and-forth between a Woman and a Cop that's sure to crack you up. Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see … [Read more...]
Blonde tries to buy a TV and it doesn’t go over well
Short and sweet! One day, a blonde goes into a store. She gets an item and walks up to the cashier. She says,"I'd like to buy this TV." He says,"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes." The next day, she dyes her hair red and goes back in the store, but the same thing happens. Finally, she shaves her head and goes back in. When she tries to buy it for the third time, the … [Read more...]
Blonde is trying to earn some extra money so she offers to paint the town red
He thinks he gets a steal of a deal! A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said "How about 50 … [Read more...]
Man walks into a pet store and walks out with a centipede
All in due time! A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner, "I want to buy a pet, but I don't want a boring normal pet – no cats or dogs. I want something different." The pet shop owner informs him that he has a talking centipede. "Really?" says the man. "How much?" The owner informs him that the talking centipede costs $50. Happy with the unusual offering, … [Read more...]
Police officer catches up to speeding driver but what he hears takes the cake
Now I've heard everything! A police officer saw a car speeding down the highway, swerving left and right. He started chasing after the speeder. After a difficult chase, he finally was able to get to a point where he was driving alongside the car. When he got closer, he realized it was an elderly lady who was actually knitting while driving. Attempting to keep up and … [Read more...]